Marilyn Manson: Swine Flu

The palest person on the planet, Marilyn Manson, announced on his Facebook page that he has been infected with the H1N1 virus aka Swine Flu. Why am I not surprised? :)

Mr. Manson said he was diagnosed by a "real" doctor (as opposed to fake one) and he knows everyone will think that he effed a pig but that just isn't the case. Of course, his reps are denying he is sick.

There's no denying this man is sick, even if he does not have Swine Flu.

Randy the 'Hotel Hustler' Quaid

According to the Boston Herald, Randy Quaid and his wife Evi have been snoozing and cruising on their luxury hotel stays and have been arrested for not paying the small bill of $20,000 to the San Ysidro Ranch and $17,000 to the Hotel Bel-Air. They also have not returned a Hertz rental car that has been reported missing after they fled to Texas. Move over Bonnie & Clyde! I'd love to see these two try to hold up a bank!

The Man In the Mirror: Michael Jackson "This Is It"

Michael Jackson's new single, This Is It, is to be released on October 12th. The film entitled, Michael Jackson's This Is It, is also coming out in October. His two-disc album will be released on October 27th with the film coming out the next day.

The film, Michael Jackson's This Is It will premiere October 28 and will only run for two weeks. You can purchase tickets starting on September 27th. Check out the official movie trailer below:

Joy to the World

I saw something rather unsettling today. A barky red head yelling at me on tv as I was flipping through the channels. I thought, "That dog looks familiar!, and then I realized it was Joy Behar from the ABC show The View. As if we already didn't have enough of this woman, Joy Behar will now have her very own show where she can bark as loud as she wants. The so original name of her new show will be entitled The Joy Behar Show on HLN. Does the world really need more Joy Behar and her scratchy over-used voice? Are the masses really crying out for more Joy Behar in their lives? Joy, 1994 called and they want their hairdo back.

Tonight on TV

Dying to know what to watch on the brain-sucker tonight? I've got all the hot new premieres for you and I'll post them each day so you're never without your precious television!

NCIS, will enter it's seventh season tonight on CBS at 8/7c. I always find myself watching this show when there's nothing else on. You can catch a sneak peek of tonight's Truth or Consequences episode here. What is with Pauley Perrette by the way? Did you know she's 40 years old according to her IMDB.

NCIS: Los Angeles has it's series premiere after NCIS. All I have to say about this is:
LL Cool J + Chris O'Donnell = HOT!
Who else loved Chris in the 1995 movie Mad Love with Drew Barrymore? 


CBS doesn't stop there. They make this very easy for the lazy, you don't even have to change the channel for the next series premiere, The Good Wife, starring Julianna Margulies airs tonight after NCIS: L.A.

Other premieres of the night:
The Forgotten premieres it's new series tonight at 10/9c after a celebrity is eliminated from Dancing With The Stars at 8/7c on ABC. 



The Naughty Kitchen with Chef Blythe Beck, premieres on Oxygen at 10/9c.

Click here for more TV listings and times.

Daily Rewind

 Wedding Bells!

According to E! News, 29 year old actress, Zooey Deschanel was married to Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie on Saturday, September 19th. Loved her in Elf.

Khloe Kardashian, star of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, and Lamar Odom are not wasting any time and have the wedding set for September 27, according to TMZ.
The faster you get married, the faster you get divorced!

For all you Glee-geeks out there, Fox show, Glee, is the first show to be picked up for the full season, see story here.

In other tv news, it sounds like our worst nightmares are confirmed - Kate Gosselin is doing a talk show. She taped the pilot in NY last week. Those poor little kids!

Bright Star

How good does the new film Bright Star look? Can't wait!

Top 5 BEST Dressed of Emmy's 2009

 My Top 5 BEST Dressed List:

5.  Christina Applegate

4. Justin Timberlake

3. Alyson Hannigan

2. Chandra Wilson

and the award for Best Dressed goes to...

1. Jennifer Love Hewitt

She also wins the Presh Award for looking totally precious in her light gold gown. Her hair is perfect and up close this gown is even more beautiful!

Top 5 WORST Dressed of the Emmy's 2009

 My Top 5 WORST Dressed List:

5. Hayden Panettiere 

Snooze...

4. Kaley Cuoco

Oh Kaley, I love ya but you look haggard and old in this mess..and the hair.. GAH!!

 3. Leighton Meester

Leighton is far more beautiful than Blake Lively but these football player shoulder pads weren't made for the red carpet honey.

2. Jon Cryer

Jon, you're makin me cry!

and the number 1 WORST dressed award goes to:

1. Sarah Silverman

I think she has to shave her body twice daily to keep the Harry and the Hendersons look at bay.

The WTF? Award goes to... (well, I don't even know who the heck this but WHY are you wearing this on the red carpet?!?)

Emmy's Recap

If you enjoyed the Emmy's last night on CBS then you'll enjoy my unique commentary on the show and the red carpet.

Neil Patrick Harris did a fabulous job hosting the Emmy's as he captivated the audience with his intro musical number and stylish white tux. Jeff Probst even gave him a nod by saying to NPH "This is you how you host the Emmy's. Nice job."

Jeff, who was was accepting his Emmy for Best Host for a Reality or Reality-Competition Program also had a little inspirational moment during his acceptance speech: "I also wanna share this with anybody who has a dream because I am living my dream right here in this moment. If you have a dream, dream big, pursue it with a passion. In the words of the great story teller Joseph Campbell, the adventure you're ready for is the one you get, life is short, go for it."



How sweet.





The first Emmy of the night went to the well-deserving Kristin Chenoweth of the cancelled ABC show, Pushing Daisies, for Best Supporting Comedy Actress. Kristin looked sparkly and amazing in her Zuhair Murad dress. She almost made it to my Top 5 Best Dressed List!

And you're dying to know who was the Best & Worst Dressed of the night, aren't you?

It's Emmy time!

Openly gay Doogie Howser Neil Patrick Harris, co-star of How I Met Your Mother, will be hosting the 61st Primetime Emmy Awards tonight on CBS at 8/7c.

I already made my Emmy predictions here. Okay they're not exactly predictions they are hopefuls since not all of them have the best chance of winning.

If the Emmy's are not your thing you can always catch The Simpsons on Fox in HD.

Lindsay Lohan v Samantha Ronson

According to The Sun, Lindsay Lohan was booted out of the Bowery Hotel in New York after she a threw a "room-service tray at what she thought was her girlfriend's door". Oh Lindsay, when will you grow up? There are talks that her family is going to have her sent back to rehab.

What's new?

Super Hot Contest!

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The contest will end this Sunday, September 27 at 11:59pm and the winner will be randomly selected from the people who are following Sunnay Dresden on Twitter.

Gaga-gross

I know Lady Gaga is trying to push the envelope and make people think she's some sort of genius for doing "radical" things like smearing fake blood all over herself at the VMA's and wearing strange Biork-esque costumes but I'm not buying it. Gaga is making Biork's roadside-kill-dress look like so much less of an offense than it was originally was when she wore it to the 2001 Oscars. In my opinion, Lady Gaga is a cheap immitation of Madonna.

Khloe Kardashian Engaged to NBA Star

According to E Online Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, a forward for the L.A. Lakers, are engaged. Neither Khloe or the rest of The Kardashian Klan have commented on this yet so there is no official word if this story is true... but all I have to say is I hope it's not true! The last thing Khloe needs to be doing is playing wifey. She just met this guy this summer and I say "what's the hurry?" Why not wait - oh, another month at least, and see if you still dig him. Just because you have insecurities doesn't mean you should go marry the first man who shows some interest in you. Khloe, darling, take my advice (as if) and try dating him a little while longer before tying the knot, dragging his baggage (children) into it, and then going through a lengthy, rather unpleasant divorce. Save yourself the hassle but keep the ring. :)

Who Wants 2 FREE Issues of Seventeen Magazine?

That's what I thought!
 Periodically, okay randomly, I will be posting FREEBIES for you to partake in! So look out for more great stuff to come.

Just click here to fill out your info so you can get your two free issues with no obligation. I would never, ever post something that I wouldn't sign up for myself and I'm not getting reimbursed for this in any way. I just LOVE freebies and I know you love them too! If you ever have a problem with any freebies I post please contact me and I will make sure they are removed from my safe-list promptly.

***Update***
This deal is over with as fast as lightning :( 

Chris Brown in Orange

Chris Brown is serving his 6 month community service sentence for the assault of Rihanna earlier this year. Hitting a girl doesn't make you a man it makes you an idiot. This fool didn't get half the sentence he deserved.

Amy Phillips Does Rachel Zoe

Meet the Newest Heigl in Town

Grey's Anatomy star, Katherine Heigl and hubby Josh Kelley just pulled an Angelina and adopted an adorable little girl from South Korea. Nancy Leigh, who will go by the nickname of Naleigh, is 10-months old of pure adorableness.

And not to be a Debbie Downer but I have to ask what is the obsessh with adopting all these cute babies from third world countries? I'm pretty sure the good ole US of A has quite a few babies that would love to be named after fruits and vegetables. 

Jenna Elfman is Preggers

Jenna Elfman, "Accidentally on Purpose" star, announced on The Early Show with Julie Chen on CBS that she is not only playing the part of a mom-to-be but she is also with-child. She and her husband, Bodhi Elfman, already have a 2-year old son with the name of Story. Perhaps this new child will be named Chapter? Novel? Sequel? or... how about Elfkin?

Kraving More Kardashian?

 If you are dying for more Kardashian Krazyness while waiting for the season premiere of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" (and you know you are) you can always watch "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami" on E, Sundays at 10/9c. You'll get great education in South Miami hotspots & sex Ed what-not-to-do's (i.e. quickest way to get an STD).

Countdown to the Emmy Awards

Just three days until the 61st annual Primetime Emmy Awards. They will be held this Sunday, September 20, 2009 at 8/7c on CBS. The Emmy's will be at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, where the red carpet has already been rolled out just four days before the big event.

Here are my personal favs:

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Steve Carell, The Office, NBC

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Christiana Applegate, Samantha Who?, ABC

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
Simon Baker, The Mentalist, CBS

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, NBC

Real World Reunion

The Real (set up in a posh hotel with all expenses paid so you can whore around Cancun) World Reunion aired tonight on MTV. Not surprisingly Emilee walked off stage for a moment in a fit of bi-polarism, Jasmine played victim once again, Joey instigated drama, and Ayiiia teared up over her infatuation with Jonna. The only "normal" person in the group was Maria Menounos who was moderating the show. Fortunately Em's parents are therapists so they can load her up on her daily dose of lithium if she forgets and is too busy stomping around on Bronne's zombie mags. LMFAO closed the show with their newest hit "LA LA LA". You can see the music video here, in which coincidentally Jonna also makes an appearance. Jonna, who is from Tempe, AZ looked great tonight having a lost a bit of weight and said she has hopes of moving to California to be a high-fashion hair stylist.

So You Think You Need Botox?

Mary Murphy of the Fox show So You Think You Can Dance has got quite the botox binge going on in her face lately. I'm not one to knock it because I might need it some day but there should be a limit to that stuff!

We wouldn't want Mary to end up like this...

Congratulations Jordan!

The $500,000 winner of Big Brother Season 11 was Jordan! Congrats Jordan, you totally deserved it!
It came down to Jordan and Natalie as the final two in the house. Obviously most people saw through Natalie's BS to vote for Jordan. Jessie Russell (how could I get the two confused?) and Kevin still voted for Nasty Nat to win. I still respect Kevin, he played a good game. Jeff won America's favorite house guest - starry blue-eyed Jeff is such a sweetie! Hopefully he will be taking Jordan with him on his trip to Hawaii but if she backs out I'll volunteer!

BigBro Tonight Yo!

I'm super excited about the Big Brother 11 Finale tonight! I'm a Jeff & Jordan fan all the way so of course I'm rooting for "Jordo" to win but in case she doesn't win, all I have to say is Nasty Nat better not! Kevin has a great 80's style going for him so I wouldn't be a hater if he won - that's only IF it came down to Nasty or Kev.

Go Jordan! You have a lot of love being sent your way... just make sure to put your thinking cap on tonight!

You can watch Big Brother episodes at this link.

CBS, Sonja Flemming / AP Photo

Jessica Simpson's dog taken by coyote!

Jessica Simpson tweeted yesterday about her poor Malti-Poo Daisy who was taken by a coyote in front of her own eyes! See her adorable pup here.
I hope Daisy is safely returned to you Jess!

No one puts Baby in the corner

Patrick Swayze will be greatly missed, you were a great actor and a great man. RIP.

Kan ye stop talking so I can upstage you?

So I finally saw the much frowned upon VMA spot where Kanye West decided to do a big no-no and interrupt Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech for Best Female Video. See the full story here at TMZ. My thoughts on this are: what did you expect from him? Obviously not a classy guy whatsoever... he was wearing dirty jeans with a rag sticking out of the back pocket for goodness sake!

Taylor deserved her award and in the mean time, Kanye is running around trying to do damage control but actually inducing more damage in the process. His "apology" was lacking and dripping with "I have to say I'm sorry but I'm really not"-itude when he so eloquently posted how he was in the wrong yet Beyonce's video was the best of the decade. Uh, we apparently are *not* in the same world Mr. West. I think your labryinth-head-do may have you turned around in the wrong direction. I give much love to Beyonce but come on! In her music video she is just jiggling and wiggling her booty as usual. Yeah, best of the DECADE I tell you!